I wish I was an obese white girl with pale skin
Then I could finally find an attractive black man to date me
2014 be like
What with NYC and this rainforest ass weather.
Sunny as shit but it’s raining.
As a Splenda Daddy
I will take care of your basic needs
- Transportation (bike)
- Food (chinese)
- Clothing (Bobby’s/Walmart)
- Jewelry (McDonalds Kid’s Meal prize)